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Please. Someone make this.
Proof of time travel found in old tapestry!
Best Time Travel Porn. Ever.
Um. Guys... Someone found a machine inside a 300 million-year-old rock.
Someone needs to give me my own show. I’d call it Ancient Time Travelers.
Stephen Hawking Throws Party for Time Travelers, Nobody Comes
However, the real reason no time traveler showed up was because Hawking’s parties are always BYOB.
Holy eff guys. Lincoln is a time traveler.
"I don’t want to talk about time travel because if we start talking about it then we’re going to be here all day talking about it, making diagrams with straws."
- Looper
I need to get to Union Square, five minutes ago!
